Last Friday K's best friend, A, came over to play. It was a wonderful day. Together they played with pretty much every toy in our house. They also went to the spray park for a little water play. After lunch, A, who is an avid baseball fan and knowledgable about every aspect of the game, tried to organize a baseball game between himself and K.
K knows nothing about baseball.
A started by explaining how one person is responsible for throwing/pitching the ball and the other hits the ball with a bat.
K, who has a dominant personality and can at times be a little bossy, had enough of listening to A. She wanted to play, and she wanted to be in charge of how the game would be played.
As soon as there was a pause in conversation, K shouted:
"A, you be the batter; I'll be the gooder."
And that is OBVIOUSLY how the game of baseball is played.